Fake!boyfriends wouldn't work in any of the fandoms you read! Except maybe White Collar. And then El would be all left out and that would make both of us sad. Though she'd probably just laugh at Peter a lot. He'd be so cranky. And Neal's eyes would do some evil sparkle thing, and he'd try to hold Peter's hand in public just for the look on his face.

I love all of those cliches! All of them! There are not enough of any of these stories. I don't think there ever could be.