stop me falling down

Oh my God. Word is on so many drugs it isn't even funny.

Is badass one word or two? I type it as one, in the first sentence, and it's all "no, that is incorrect. Maybe you mean beads?" I type it as two in the next and grammar check pops up suggesting "badass" which spell check doesn't seem to have a problem with. I copy and paste it to the first sentence and it's all "pft. try again." I type it again, in another sentence and it's spell check underlined again.

::baffles::

I said, please, please don't insist

Dear writing,

I smite at you, bitch!

No love,
Me

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Dear F-list,

Please to stop tempting me with first and last line memes. I have a ficthon due Wednesday that refuses to be written. Also you make me want to do it, but I know that'll end badly. Knock it off.

Too much love, sadly,
Me


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Hi. I'm useless and pointless. Please try to contain your eye rolling, it really didn't take me this long to catch on.