Hey, it was my trauma, I just thought that I'd, you know, share my distaste. With someone with taste enough to also find it distasteful. (Yes, my plan is to confuse you into submission.)

I just need 'em done by the 20th, I think. I think that's the last day for classics week. ::shrugs:: I don't even have those stories in files on my computer anymore. They kind of suck. Well, okay, one of them sucks. ::whistles innocently::

Can I have a giraffe mistake Cameron for a tree limb? That'd be fun.