10 October 2010 @ 11:51 pm
As seen, um, all over my flist. ([ profile] rebootuniverse, [ profile] pyroclastic)

Give me a character/pairing and a word, and I will write you one sentence* of fic.

I have to be able to finish that, right?

* May actually be more than one sentence.
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09 August 2010 @ 11:48 pm
I'd like to tell you that I'm ready for whatever's coming...  
I had ever intention of finishing this damn bakery thing by tonight, but then I got distracted by, well, all the Eames/Arthur fic on the internet. In my defense, it is very distracting.

Also, this stupid bakery thing is almost 3000 words. And, much to my horror, not even reaching a middle. WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, RANDOM BAKERY FIC? This story is like the one night stand you never meant to see again who just keeps calling. It was supposed to be quick and fun and over. Now it has, like, feelings. WTF.

Proof that I am not just pulling your chain about its existence:
cut the people who are frankly, tired of hearing about this Glee business from me. )

Now, back to Arthur and Eames writing. :| I liked the first answer better.
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27 July 2010 @ 06:12 am
fic - new age hipster superheroes - glee - puck/kurt  
::squints at clock:: Can I call "homework" as the reason this didn't get put up yesterday? Um. Hey, my first real Glee fic! I'm going to post this and crash, so here's hoping it works.

title: New Age Hipster Superheroes
rating: I think there are Disney movies racier than this
fandom: Glee
pairing: Puck/Kurt
summary: Somewhere along the line—and Kurt will go to his grave swearing he doesn't remember where—somewhere between slushie facials, locker room taunts, all night study sessions, and the fourth time Kurt jumped out of a plane with Puck by his side, Kurt started to get used to having Puck at his back.
word count: 2,241
notes: Written for [ profile] princess_mir for this prompt. I, um, sort of failed to make it even half as cracked-out as I had intended. Many, many, many thanks to [ profile] musesfool for suffering through two days of "why won't this work," and helping me make it work. ♥♥

New Age Hipster Superheroes )
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19 July 2010 @ 11:14 am
I find it a waste of time to argue with the universe at large  
The Word of the Day is philogyny: Love of or liking for women (opposite of misogyny).

Seems like the day to post ficlets/drabbles for female characters. Or prompts, I suppose, but that would require pimping to get fills. Either way: GIMMIE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTER WRITINGS THAT ARE NOT LONGER THAN COMMENT LENGTH.

Then You Have to Breathe In - Glee - Rachel - 300 words )
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16 July 2010 @ 12:52 pm
much simpler than this  
Cut for RL ranting )

I've decided that [ profile] musesfool needs to write the story were Neal Caffrey is Clark Kent to Bryce Larkin's Superman. I'm putting this out there before she can suggest that I try to write it. "You should write that" totally works like dibs, right? First one who says it wins?

Anyway, if I can leave my house, tonight I think we're gonna go see The Sorcerer's Apprentice! And tomorrow: the Gaslight Anthem in KC. I am so excited to see them! ♥ But I might not be around much/at all until later on Sunday. /o\

Um. Have another random Glee drabble thing!

A Place Much Simpler Than This - Glee - Quinn - Gen - 300 words )
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13 July 2010 @ 04:38 am
there's never gonna be a moment of truth for you  
So I did that I Write Like... thing with pretty much everything I've written in the last two years. Which... isn't a lot, and that bothers me, because I remember back in the day when I was a productive member of fandom. I don't know what happened to that. I have all these ideas, and then I try to write them and... yeah, doesn't work out. I am a fail writer, and it makes me sort of sad.

For the record, I got, J. K. Rowling once (Never Slapped Five With God), Ian Flemming and Chuck Palahniuk three times each, Stephen King twice, and Kurt Vonnegut, Bram Stoker, and Margaret Atwood each once. I have no idea what this says about my writing at all. Ideas?

Um. I decided to do something else with my Glee character "drabbles", so, have this! (Which is what landed me my Margaret Atwood result. I'm going to continue to stand over here and be baffled.) I got like, three of these done, with the theme of acceptance, before I decided that I hated every single idea I had for the rest of them.

Learn to Live with What You Are - Glee - Kurt - gen - 300 words )

...Possibly I should go to bed now. Probably I should've done it hours ago. Oops.
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02 June 2010 @ 11:24 pm
and turned me into a Puck/Kurt shipper zombie  
A poll no one cares about yay!

[Poll #1573645]

...The number of Glee icons I have accrued in the past week has managed to be both embarrassing and not nearly enough.

ETA: You know, I do totally know the difference between "your" and "you're." ::headdesk::
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26 May 2010 @ 11:29 am
I don't have a Glee icon! This will have to do!  
Spoilers for Glee? Well, no, not really. A character spoiler for Glee? But I like to think that it's something that's already been made clear before? )

Also, Puck continues to be the one I want to listen to sing the most.

Speaking of Puck! My God, he is hot. Hot like burning. Hot like fire. Pretty, pretty fire.

I am seriously considering writing the fic where he decides that, no, as a matter of fact, he is not going to sign over parental rights*, and ends up keeping the baby and trying to raise her on his own, in his very own failtastic but trying manner that I happen to find so ridiculous and adorable. Also, I may have no desire to ever reproduce, but something about a badass with a baby just really does it for me. I don't get it. He would be working, and trying to keep up in school, and randomly conning other glee kids into babysitting! He'd bring her to practice, sometimes, and they'd argue over lullabies, and whatever, he would always sing her to sleep, and every time he did she would grin and that made everything else in the world totally worth it. ♥♥♥

Or, you know, not. Because apparently I fail at doing anything light or funny or sweet, and I's gots to bring the angst. Even though there are some fandoms where the thing I want most if for them to get lots and lots and lots of hugs. So many hugs. ALL THE HUGS IN THE WORLD. ::cough:: I'm sure you all could not guess which fandom that is, either.

I mentioned this to [ profile] sleepismyfriend last night, and she informed me that, most likely it already exists somewhere on the internet, so I shouldn't bother. But I cannot find it! Now, I'm not particularly shippy about Glee, beyond "...will this get Puck to sing and/or remove his shirt?" because my priorities are awesome. But in my search for this Puck + baby fic, I ran across 'Cause You've Got An Awfully Long Way to Go by [ profile] paperclipbitch which is Kurt/Puck that I can totally and completely get behind. It's long and filled with cliches that I love a stupid amount, and has like, the very best Kurt voice ever, and basically, I might just start shipping Puck/Kurt full time now. It's so great, it didn't even make me want Finn to be punched in the face, you guys. You should all go read it, and then find me my damn Kurt + baby fic.

Especially since, hilariously, nobody could agree on what I should write next. Nothing got more than one vote! And at this rate, if I have to go and choose something myself, it will be this, and not something from my to-do list, which is just sad. I want to mark something off of that. It's getting a little bit out of control.

Yesterday, I let my brother shame me into working out, and now my everything hurts. Everything! All of it! And I was up, um, all night, reading that fic, so I'm put myself down for a nap before I turn into a cranky, cranky baby. I'm totally going to be mourning the fact that I do not have a Puck to sing me to sleep though.

Now, I'm gonna bury this in a tl;dr post of random fandom flailing so it makes me seem like less of douche, but: A public service announcement: If one of the warnings you attach to your fic is "OOC" then you are doing it wrong..

* Does the show even realize this has to happen for the baby to be put up for adoption? Is this one of those fail things like how they think you can tell if it's a boy or a girl before you're even showing? Has no one on that writing staff ever been around someone pregnant at all? Why is there not a person whose job it is to say, "... dude, no, no, that is not how that works."? BURNING QUESTIONS.
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