angelgazing
07 August 2010 @ 06:17 am
wtf brain, why you be hatin'  
I have just started writing the most ridiculous thing ever, you guys, OMG. I didn't mean to! I thought, ugh, fine, I'll drabble this out of my system and then rewrite this Inception fic and then batman!Puck and then.... But no, no, it's now 1000 words, and will probably end up at least three times that by the end.

A sample of the ridiculousness:

When traced back to its true genesis, it becomes clear that it started, frighteningly enough, in high school.

This is not what he tells the Kid Food Critic Wanna Be who shows up and starts asking questions. She's probably all of fifteen, and Puck's pretty sure she hasn't done research on the place beyond taking a glance at his name tag (O-W-N-H-E-R, it reads, in green crayon, because he'd let Beth make it for him). The girl is wearing a Cheerio ponytail, and enough flannel to send Kurt into anaphylactic shock, so despite the fact that Puck has been interviewed by half the reporters in a tri-state area and Guy Fieri, he lets her stay.

What he tells her, when The Question comes up, isn't a total lie, either. He hands her a chocolate cupcake, and says: "With this."

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Relatedly, what would be a good name for a bakery that is somehow glee related? Like, the name is Glee related, I mean. Obviously I know how the bakery itself is Glee related.

Now, since it's six in the morning, I am going to bed.
 
 
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angelgazing
30 June 2008 @ 10:43 pm
crack!fic is the new black  
Today, in BANDOM TOOK MY BRAIN... )


In slightly more sane news: OMG LEAVING FOR WARPED TOUR TOMORROW. DUNNO WHEN I WILL BE HOME. OMGOMGOMG COBRA STARSHIP! THE ACADEMY! GYM CLASS! FTW!!!

::clears throat::

Don't break the internets while I'm gone, yeah?
 
 
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