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angelgazing ([personal profile] angelgazing) wrote2011-01-03 11:53 pm
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writing is so hard /o\

OKAY WHO WANTS TO HELP ME THINK OF FAKE BOYFRIEND PLOTS?

[identity profile] bookshop.livejournal.com 2011-01-04 07:07 am (UTC)(link)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

- ARTHUR NEEDS A DATE FOR A FAMILY EVENT SO HE PAYS EAMES SHIT-TONS OF MONEY TO BE HIS FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR A WEEKEND. OR EAMES PAYS ARTHUR.

- ARTHUR AND EAMES HAVE TO GO UNDERCOVER TO INFILTRATE A PFLAG ORGANIZATION. MAYBE THEY PRETEND JAMES AND PHILIPPA ARE THEIR KIDS :D :D :D (THIS WOULD WORK BETTER AS COBB/ARTHUR BUT LOL)

- ARTHUR AND EAMES FREQUENTLY "RESCUE" ONE ANOTHER AT BARS BY PRETENDING TO BE TOGETHER WHEN THEY SEE EACH OTHER GETTING HIT ON AWKWARDLY. ONE NIGHT THEY WIND UP HAVING TO PRETEND FOR HOURS?

- ARTHUR GETS INJURED AND THE ONLY WAY EAMES CAN GET INTO THE HOSPITAL TO MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY IS TO PRETEND TO BE HIS PARTNER :D :D :D (OR VICE VERSA)

- ARTHUR ACCIDENTALLY GETS NOTICED BY A MARK WHILE EAMES IS CONNING THEM DURING A DREAM, SO EAMES PRETENDS TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND TO PUT THE MARK AT EASE?

- ARTHUR AND EAMES HAVE TO CONVINCE SOME MENACING DREAMSHARE PRESENCE THAT THEY'VE GONE LEGIT AND QUIT WORKING IN DREAM ESPIONAGE, SO THEY DECIDE THE MOST PLAUSIBLE THING TO DO WOULD BE TO - YES, ETHROSDEMON JUST WROTE THIS PLOT, BUT WHATEVER! - PRETEND TO BE IN LOVE/MARRIED/GOING STRAIGHT. :D

- EAMES DOESN'T KNOW THAT ARTHUR HAS KNOWN FOR YEARS THAT EAMES HAS BEEN CASUALLY MAKING UP AN IMAGINARY ON/OFF-AGAIN BOYFRIEND TO USE AS A DECOY FOR HIS FAMILY/FRIENDS, AND THAT THE BOYFRIEND'S DESCRIPTION IS BASICALLY ARTHUR. SO WHEN EAMES GETS AN UNEXPECTED VISIT FROM ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW HIM, ETC ETC, ARTHUR STUNS HIM BY SLIPPING RIGHT INTO THE ROLE OF CURRENTLY ON-AGAIN BOYFRIEND LIKE NOTHING IS OUT OF THE ORDINARY. OR VICE VERSA :D

STUCK-IN-LIMBO!COBB THINKS HIS PROJECTION OF ARTHUR AND EAMES ARE TOGETHER, SO WHEN REAL!ARTHUR AND EAMES GO TO RESCUE HIM, HE KEEPS ASKING THEM WHY THEY'RE NOT HOLDING HANDS, ETC. JDFLJKDJFAF OKAY THIS IS A STRETCH, BUT STILL.

WHILE GOING ~UNDERCOVER AT A GAY BAR~, ARTHUR HAS TO PRETEND EAMES IS HIS ~BOYFRIEND~ OR ELSE ALL THE BOYS WILL BE ALL OVER HIM, AND NO ONE WANTS THAT :D :D :D

HIGH-POWERED BUSINESSMAN!ARTHUR PAYS ESCORT!EAMES TO BE HIS FAKE!BOYFRIEND AND BE SEEN IN PUBLIC PLACES FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, IN ORDER TO CAUSE ~GAY SCANDAL~ AND DRIVE DOWN HIS COMPANY STOCKS AS A FORM OF MYSTERIOUS CORPORATE POWER PLAY. BLAH BLAH PLOT IDEK.

i actually think every single one of these plots have been written already in this fandom sdlkjf;df. this is not to say they should not be written some more! :D

[identity profile] aredblush.livejournal.com 2011-01-04 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
I SECOND ALL OF THEM :D

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
ENABLER.

WHEN IS YOUR INTERNET RETURNING? I MISS YOOOU. :(

[identity profile] aredblush.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I ONLY DO IT FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

I DON'T KNOW D: PHONE PEOPLE CAME TO SET UP THE LANDLINE YESTERDAY, BUT WE GET NO INTERNET BECAUSE THEY MESSED UP SOME ADMINISTRATIVE STUFF WHEN WE TRANSFERED THE CONTRACT TO THE NEW HOUSE :((( I MISS YOU SO MUCH *grabby hands*

[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
oh dear lord.

*BOOKMARKS THIS COMMENT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE*

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE THEM ALL, NANCY? ARE YOU? ARE YOU? THAT WOULD BE SOOO AMAZING. ♥____________♥

[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I am only human! but that won't stop me from trying!

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Lies! You are far too talented to be merely human.

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
lkdfjlsjgljgjsodjs

SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY I WANT THEM ALL. ALLLLL. I WOULD READ THEM A BILLION TIMES, AJA. AND THEN I WOULD READ THEM AGAIN.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2011-01-04 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
We only need look to 80's romcoms and Sandra Bullock movies surely?? :D

- Eames has to be "married" to inherit his fortune.

- "Popular" Eames has to reinvent someone geeky (Arthur wearing glasses until HE DOESN'T and does the slow motion walk down a staircase looking ravishing) to fulfill a bet.

- Arthur has been using Eames as his fake boyfriend to avoid all other relationships. Eames finds out and TAKES ADVANTAGE - DUN DUN DUUUN.

- Eames has to bring home his "boyfriend" to avoid an arranged societal marriage of convenience.

- Arthur has to be part of a couple to get the apartment he wants. (IDEK - I think from dim memory this was the plot to Green Card??)

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
- "Popular" Eames has to reinvent someone geeky (Arthur wearing glasses until HE DOESN'T and does the slow motion walk down a staircase looking ravishing) to fulfill a bet.

Oh, jesus, since we started this all I've been able to think of is Can't Buy Me Love. HOW DID I NEVER THINK OF SHE'S ALL THAT? Oh, movie I loooved so much when I was like, 13. ♥_________♥

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNOW RITE???

Free. Free. Set them free...

[identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com 2011-01-04 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ariadne, thought Eames, was in an unusual state as they gathered in London to prep before heading off to Portugal for a job. Apparently, “prep” now included beer and Ari’s theory about why she was doomed to one-nighters.

“Well, it’s not like you can have an honest relationship with someone who isn’t in dream works and it doesn’t actually seem possible to maintain anything within the community. Everyone I meet has some horrific story about working with an ex.” She gestured widely with her pint.

“Dearest,” said Eames, timing his remark to Arthur’s pull on his drink. “You really can’t believe everything people say about me.”

She merely rolled her eyes, “I bet you can’t name a committed, monogamous couple that have actually survived this work. And no,” Ariadne shot a narrow-eyed look at Arthur, “Cobb and Mal do not count as a positive example.”

Arthur raised an eyebrow over the glass at his lips. Replacing the IPA in the center of his coaster he asked, “Just to be clear, are you insinuating that we’re not committed or that we’re not faithful?

“She may have been impugning our sanity rather than our integrity, Pet.” Eames offered with a glance at the man to his right. He was perfectly willing to roll along with Arthur’s play, whatever it was. And, Fuck, if that didn’t sum up his life a trifle too neatly? He was going to need another Porter.

“Wha…who are you taking about?” Ariadne broke off, looking perplexed.

“Oh, do we not count? I rather thought you were beyond all that tiresome heteronormativity.”

“But you’re…not…together…”

“Right! Everyone ready for the other half?” Eames slid out of the booth to collect another round.

“Are you?” Failing to catch his eye she followed Arthur’s gaze to find he was, in fact, watching Eames as he crossed to the bar; or possibly watching Eames’ ass as it crossed to the bar. “Really?”

“Hmm.” Arthur waited until Eames returned to their table to add, “Things aren’t generally as…personal as they were on the Fischer job. It’s not wise to broadcast private information in this business.”

“Thus ends tonight’s ‘Lessons of a Point Man.’” Eames intoned. “Who’s up for a some darts?”

If Ariadne watched them intently through a couple of games of 301, well, maybe she would stop fighting whatever was sparking between her and Yusef. Eames certainly didn’t mind letting his glance warm a little as Arthur winked and then doubled out. That was the thing with Arthur; no one ever seemed to look past all his sharp angles and precision to see the sly sense of humor hidden beneath.

Of course, it was a little less humorous when they got to Lisbon and the two men found themselves standing in the same hotel room, looking at a king size bed.

Re: Free. Free. Set them free...

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
UM. SO... I MAY ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO MATCHMAKER ARTHUR NOW.

Re: Free. Free. Set them free...

[identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You NEED to. You really really do!!

XD
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[identity profile] prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
FAKE BOYFRIENDS, SHAI. FAKE. BOYFRIENDS. HOW COULD I EVER NOTTT BE?

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
The

Proposal

AU



PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I have never seeeeen that movie! /o\

THOUGH GOD THAT COULD HAVE ASSISTANT ARTHUR AND FAKE BOYFRIENDS.

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
...asfksd;gd THAT WORKS, TOO.

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I THINK WHAT I'MMA DO IS MATCHMAKER ARTHUR IS NOT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY BECAUSE HE'S SINGLE, SO HE MAKES EAMES PRETEND TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND. I THINK. GOD, I DON'T KNOOOOW.

We totally need to get something short up there though, so people don't freak out and think epicness is required, but I have NO SHORT IDEAS. D:

[identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS!

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I WOULD TOTALLY WRITE SOMETHING IF I WASN'T FREAKING OUT OVER MY BIG BANG. DDDDD: